The Ten O’Clock Diet
We here at Gullybogan Heavy Industries never rest in our endless and untiring quest to develop the perfect answers to all the universe's problems.
Which is why we invented the perfect diet.
It was a doddle, actually. I'm surprised we didn't do it sooner.
It's called the Ten O'Clock Diet, and it involves not eating or drinking anything after ten o'clock at night.
That's it.
Like the CSIRO Diet, we're planning on bringing out an update, around about the time that ppl stop buying the guidebook to our first diet.
It'll be called the Quarter To Ten Diet, this update, and it'll absolutely revolutionise the life of everyone on the Ten O'Clock Diet.
But i can't tell you how. You'll just have to wait if you want to see exactly how the Quarter To Ten Diet differs from the Ten O'Clock Diet.
Until then, feel free to change your life for the better by following the Ten O'Clock Diet.
You'll lose weight, become more attractive to the sex of your choosing, you'll smell better, and, most importantly, you'll be able to play video games without the stigma of obesity.
And it's free.
No need to thank me, just lose that weight. Make the world a trimmer place.
That's all the thanks i need.
